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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Omegle fun.

Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

1. Go to http://omegle.com/
2. Start a chat
3. Type egg
4. Wait for answer
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4

1) Starting out

You: egg
Stranger: hello
You: egg
Stranger: spoon?
You: egg
You: egg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2) Spilled my coffee at this point.

Stranger: please tell me you have a video game console
You: egg
Stranger: george
Stranger: is this you
You: egg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3) Some explanation on the origins.

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Stranger: lol Stranger are egging too
Stranger: U from /B//
You: YEAH
Stranger: ?
You: WHATS WITH THE EGG THING ANYWAYS
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: The logo of the website is an egg
Stranger: so 4chan and other b tards are egging people
Stranger: I thought u would know
Stranger: massive invasion
Stranger: that's why I ran into u
You: OH
You: ANOTHER GUY I WAS TALKING TO BEFORE WAS EGGING ASWELL
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: this is the first egger I ran into
You: LOL
Stranger: Well I have to get on, more people to egg. Remember, anonymous does not forgive, it does not forget. Expect us.


Okay at this point the egg reply was getting stale after 20-30 convos. So I decided to kick things up abit by giving random identities to myself. Please excuse my humour.


4) Tech Support Guy from india

Stranger: say hi
You: Okay Hi
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: hows life
You: Great
You: I'm getting 2 dollars an hour working in a call center in india
You: in 3 years time I can get married
Stranger: are you kidding
Stranger: 2 dollars an hour is nothing
You: HOW MUCH ARE YOU GETTING?
You: THEY TOLD US THIS WAS THE BEST
Stranger: i don't work, i'm a student
You: So you don't earn anythign
You: I have a degree in computing
You: hello!?
Stranger: yes?
You: AHMED IS THAT U?
Stranger: what
Stranger: no


5) Putting on a wizard hat

Stranger: HULLO
You: Hi
Stranger: sup?
You: I put on a wizard hat
Stranger: did u turn ur table into a moose?
You: No, I didn't pull out my wand yet
Stranger: ohk
You: I roll a D11
You: Critical strike
You: You turn into a frog
Stranger: bummer
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: ribbit
You: I dissect you
You: and earn a scholarship from it
You: I'm going to harvard.
Stranger: i dont wanna be disected
You: You're now on my wall as a display
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: sweet
You: I'm freaked out by the sound my display frog is making
You: It must be the pot i've taken an hour ago
Stranger: My name is Ella, im 16. What about you?


6) I'm black and gay

You: I'm black and gay.
Stranger: hi, i'm white and not gay
You: That is.
You: Dissapointing
You: Bi-Curious perhaps?
Stranger: who me?
You: Yes you
Stranger: occasionally, but i doubt id go through with it
You: Okay. Well
You: when you drink a cup of coffee
You: Do you lift your pinky up
Stranger: no. lol not sure it would make me gay if i did! lol
You: Real men drink espresso!
Stranger: dam i'm gay then?
You: Yeap.
You: With rainbows even.


7) The last one. So far my favorite one.

Stranger: I AM YOUR FATHER!
You: I AM YOUR SISTER
Stranger: Get off the computer and go clean your room!
You: I AM IN THE KITCHEN
Stranger: Whoa... sweet. Well... kitch me up something nice.
You: Sandvich?
Stranger: Pie?
You: No, only sandwiches today
Stranger: Oh, pie sandwich?
You: You may take me out for dinner
You: If you insist
Stranger: I insist.
You: Okay where to
You: I don't mind TGI's
Stranger: Depends... what part of the world?
You: Hong Kong.
You: Currently.
You: I'll be in UK in the next two day
You: *days
Stranger: Lets go have dinner in Tokyo.
You: The kitchen in UK is much bigger
You: They don't have TGI's in Tokyo
Stranger: They have sushi, though.
You: Sushi is overrated
Stranger: Sushi is delicious.
You: It's just raw meat on a slab of rice
Stranger: Ah, but the subtle flavors of the fish are so much better... and a master sushi chef makes the best rice. Just the right combination of starch, sweet, and sour.
You: if I was making fish and rice for 20 years,I would be a master too
Stranger: Not with a computer in the kitchen, you won't.
You: Touche'
Stranger: biggrin.gif
Stranger: So...
Stranger: Are we at that awkward stage where we aren't sure if we should be taking our clothes off now?
You: If you mean metaphorically taking off our clothes.
You: Then I'd guess so.
Stranger: Oh... because I'm already down to my boxers.
You: I'm somewhat skeptical.
Stranger: Too early?
You: though ankwardly aroused
Stranger: Is that like an uncomfortable ankle?
You: Um more like.
You: What mr T usually says
Stranger: I pity the foo?
You: Eggs.

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