Monday, July 27, 2009

Randomness meets poetry in motion

The following happened at :

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a secret.
You: Ok shoot
You: Let me guess, you're a closet homosexual
Stranger: Haha, no.
Stranger: My secret is that I don't really have a secret at all.
You: awesome.
Stranger: I just didn't have anything else to start this conversation with.
You: What happened to Hi
Stranger: Eh, that just wasn't going to cut it this time.
You: How about 'asl'
Stranger: And then I was just going to make up some secret, but I can't think of anything else right now.
You: Try "I woke up naked this morning and I don't remember a thing"
Stranger: I woke up naked this morning and I don't remember a thing.
You: Oh my god
You: Are you okay?
Stranger: I don't know. I was bleeding.
You: look stay put i'll come over right now
Stranger: From my nipples...
You: don't go anywhere
Stranger: Is that possible?
Stranger: I mean... I know nipples could bleed if they were, lets say, cut with something.
Stranger: But can you just bleed from them.
You: It might be infected
Stranger: It might be
You: Anywhere else hurting?
You: You poor thing
Stranger: Just my heart.
Stranger: You broke it, you know.
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: You should be.
Stranger: I nearly couldn't believe anyone could hurt me like you have.
You: We were both drunk
Stranger: You should be ashamed of yourself. You....
Stranger: You monster!
You: :( Is there anything I can do to mend it
Stranger: Yeah, we were both pretty drunk weren't we.
Stranger: I guess you could tell me how old you are, for starters.
You: 21.
Stranger: So I know we haven't broken any laws or anything.
Stranger: Okay, we're safe in that respect.
You: awesome.
Stranger: I wouldn't want to have to drag the police into this.
You: :( Please don't
You: I'm on probation
Stranger: No need to.
You: Do you like....wanna hang out again later?
Stranger: It's a possibility. Where are you from? How long do I have to travel?
You: Not too far
You: Just 3 miles south
Stranger: That's good.
You: between the old oak tree
Stranger: So you live downtown, then?
You: Yes, from uptown aren't we?
Stranger: Oh... maybe you're confused. I don't think there are any old oak trees down there.
Stranger: I'm not necessarily uptown... no.
You: Cherry tree perhaps?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Not many trees.
You: Well It has to be a tree
You: I carved my initials
Stranger: Near the waterfront.
You: YES
Stranger: Just darling!
Stranger: I await your arrival with great excitement.
You: A gift will be good no?
Stranger: Me bring you one?
You: Would my lady like anything in particular?
Stranger: Yes, your lady would.
You: And what would that be
Stranger: Undying love, my darling. It is all I ask for of you
You: There's no end in my heart. Only beginning
Stranger: Sheer poetry.
You: Indeed.
You: Shall I compare thee.
Stranger: I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach, when feeling out of sight for the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
You: with a love I seemed to lose
Stranger: With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.
You: I have found an angel
Stranger: Not exactly what should have come after, "shall I compare thee" but good enough, in my opinion.
You: Agreed.
Stranger: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Stranger: There. Is that better?
You: I liked the former.
Stranger: Elizabeth Browning did know what was up.
Stranger: But Shakespeare is no amateur.
You: Where have you been
You: I've been waiting.
Stranger: I've been down by the tree where you told me to meet you, of course.
Stranger: Also, I'm wondering how we go to this from, "I woke up naked this morning and don't remember a thing."
You: Dear me, I seem to have forgotten about our rendezvous
Stranger: got not go.
You: Randomness brings far.
Stranger: Certainly, sir.
Stranger: That's a band, I think..
You: What is?
Stranger: "Certainly, Sir"
You: Well you seem to be right on the spot
You: A myspace band, but a band nontheless
Stranger: A myspace band?
Stranger: I'm sure they're not only on Myspace.
You: I don't mean to be rude, but to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
Stranger: Although, most bands today are on myspace.
Stranger: Are you asking my name?
You: I believe so.
Stranger: Taylor.
You: I'm sorry but I skipped the whole myspace era
You: I assumed it was a myspace band because it was the first result I got on google.
You: Ryan.
You: pleasure.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: El placer es mio!
You: :D
You: Didn't expect to meet anyone here.
Stranger: Shall I finish that sentence?
Stranger: "....who didn't ask to cyber."
You: I was thinking more on the lines of 'eggs'.
Stranger: "...who capitalized their sentences."
Stranger: Oh, god, eggs.
You: Yes eggs.
Stranger: Is this you saying "eggs"?
You: Well it's more than a person's doing actually
Stranger: Or you saying I'm not saying "eggs"...
Stranger: Because I guess we both are right now.
Stranger: Other than that, I'm confusing myself.
You: Let's drop that
Stranger: Deal.
You: All this from waking up naked.
Stranger: It's your fault, not mine.
You: I wasn't the sexy alluring one.